Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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