yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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