Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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