Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
