So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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