Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
he thought i was a dude.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
