I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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