Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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