So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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