Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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