Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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