So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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