She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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