...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Randomize
