Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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