White coat. Heels.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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