you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
