is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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