so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
