i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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