So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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