Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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