y did u give ur computer a hand job?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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