The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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