Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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