4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My liver just broke up with me...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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