It's just like the Real World with babies
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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