Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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