your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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