Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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