help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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