Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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