hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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