walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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