WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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