spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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