i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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