Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is her dick bigger than yours?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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