Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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