theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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