Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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