I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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