4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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