Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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