if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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