she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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