i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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