Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
cat food counts as protein by the way
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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