You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I see more hoeing in ur future
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