dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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