Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
