I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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